{"id":800,"date":"2021-08-03T19:07:44","date_gmt":"2021-08-04T02:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hidden-shelf.com\/?p=800"},"modified":"2021-08-03T19:07:44","modified_gmt":"2021-08-04T02:07:44","slug":"horse-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hidden-shelf.com\/?p=800","title":{"rendered":"Horse. Pussy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Innocence dies in the face of rule 34.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;ve resisted the urge to contribute so far.\u00a0 Using my powers for good, you could say.\u00a0 But corruption is inevitable &#8211; all it takes is a tiny push.\u00a0 And then another.\u00a0 And another.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;m strong, though.\u00a0 Mostly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Spring break and I have the dorm room to myself.\u00a0 My roommate is off spending time with her family and my course load is pretty minor at the moment.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t even have to work a real job so I can sit here, being lazy while bingeing Netflix and playing video games.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Honestly, really lazy.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been wearing my D.Va pajamas for the past three days now and there&#8217;s a toothpaste stain on the bottom of my t-shirt.\u00a0 It&#8217;s basically ruined now because it&#8217;s a black t-shirt and have you ever tried to get toothpaste out?\u00a0 I&#8217;m asking because I barely know how to work the washing machine.\u00a0 Star Guardian from League of Legends is staring down at the stain in disapproval while nestled safely between my boobs.\u00a0 On the shirt.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have a plushie of her or anything.\u00a0 That&#8217;s just weird.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;Time for a bit of magic,&#8221; I tell myself in a hindsight cringing way.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I fire up my smart TV and load up an old season of My Little Pony while I munch on a healthy dinner of crackers.\u00a0 In bed.\u00a0 But, don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m careful with it.\u00a0 No crumbs for me, please.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">MLP is a soothing show for me.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have to focus on it and can just let it play as background noise.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just sugar for my brain and not very confrontational so I don&#8217;t stress about whatever wacky stuff they&#8217;re doing.\u00a0 Plus, they&#8217;re cute.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I have my sketchbook with me so I grab it and lay the crackers down next to my little butt.\u00a0 God did not bless me with hips but that just means I can lie?\u00a0 Or my hips can?\u00a0 I&#8217;m not very clear on that whole business\u00a0 I&#8217;ve found that if I don&#8217;t each too much, I have a bit of a waist that looks like I have not-boyish hips.\u00a0 Not muffin tops, no no no.\u00a0 It&#8217;s like- it&#8217;s like an &#8216;enhanced&#8217; waist.\u00a0 I&#8217;m just trying to make up for what I don&#8217;t have.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, I just sketch, humming and tapping my foot.\u00a0 I&#8217;m an art student, I sketch all the time.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just that, in this particular instance, this would be my tiny push.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fluttershy is my favorite from the new My Little Pony show so I doodle her.\u00a0 And then my second favorite, Rainbow Dash.\u00a0 Followed by Rarity.\u00a0 The art in the show is incredibly simplistic and easy to imitate.\u00a0 And that&#8217;s not very challenging.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, I start messing with it a little bit.\u00a0 Adding some dimensions and different angles.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My first problem hits me almost immediately.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do I make them anatomically correct?\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I mean, that&#8217;d be weird, right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What <\/span><b><i>do<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> horse vaginas look like, anyway?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I grab my tablet, open the browser, start typing and then clear the box and open a private browsing session.\u00a0 I guess I don&#8217;t need that, oh.\u00a0 Huh.\u00a0 Okay.\u00a0 I mean, not <\/span><b><i>too<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> different.\u00a0 Just, uh.\u00a0 Bigger.\u00a0 Because, whoa.\u00a0 Wow.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Because, <\/span><b><i>that&#8217;s<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> why.\u00a0 I guess guy horses have gigantic dicks.\u00a0 Jesus.\u00a0 I&#8217;m flabbergasted while browsing and staring at horse dicks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;m not a farm girl, how the heck would I know?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay, screw it, let&#8217;s do it.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While the wholesome children&#8217;s television show plays in the background, I come up with my own character.\u00a0 Slutmare.\u00a0 I&#8217;m willing to bet that if I did a search on the Internet, I&#8217;m not the first to come up with it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Her cutie mark is, of course, a dick.\u00a0 With a scraggly hairs on the balls.\u00a0 Like someone spray painted it on the side of a car.\u00a0 Or a van, probably.\u00a0 Way more likely.\u00a0 But she&#8217;s otherwise a pure, perfect pony.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s see, white with gray around the hooves?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance is her vagina.\u00a0 I picked white for her because her vagina is pure black.\u00a0 Puffy black lips that connect up to her puffy asshole.\u00a0 What better way to show how slutty she is than to make it stand out?\u00a0 A few tweaks and tricks of coloring make it so that her lips are gleaming, slick and wet because she&#8217;s a slut and sluts are <\/span><b><i>always<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ready for the horse cock.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And that&#8217;s it!\u00a0 My first foray into destroying childhood memories.\u00a0 She looks pretty good, actually.\u00a0 Ready to be mounted and fucked.\u00a0 Hell, <\/span><b><i>I&#8217;m<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> getting a little turned on looking at it.\u00a0 But that&#8217;s just natural because it&#8217;s a weird taboo sex thing.\u00a0 Who wouldn&#8217;t?\u00a0 Plus, all the male horses I was looking at earlier.\u00a0 Stallions? With their huge cocks just hanging below them.\u00a0 Thick as my wrist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mmm.\u00a0 A little bit of wetness there.\u00a0 Might have to touch myself later.\u00a0 Maybe grab some porn, dig around a bit and, yeah.\u00a0 Yeah, I could use a good release.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Except I can&#8217;t have a Slutmare without a cock to fill her, can I?\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 That- that sounds real nice right about now.\u00a0 You and me both, Slutmare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">God, it&#8217;s getting kinda hot in here.\u00a0 How- wow.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;m really fucking wet.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Unf.\u00a0 Can&#8217;t help but twist my legs together as I slip my fingers into my pajamas to rub my clit, dipping my fingers between my folds to get them nice and lubricated and- no, no.\u00a0 Later.\u00a0 Later.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don&#8217;t even notice sucking on my finger to clean it off because I have important dicks to draw.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sir. Cocks-A-Lot is a big strong, mmmf, stallion.\u00a0 And his cutie mark is a bottle of steroid pills.\u00a0 Wait, is that injected?\u00a0 Can you just take pills?\u00a0 Forget it, I&#8217;m leaving it as pills.\u00a0 Although, a syringe <\/span><b><i>is<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> cock shaped.\u00a0 Kinda.\u00a0 Oh no, now I have to do it because that&#8217;s <\/span><b><i>fucking <\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">hilarious.\u00a0 Old school syringe with two loops for fingers.\u00a0 The steroids also enhance his dick so he&#8217;s got a big-\u00a0 wait a sec, more research needed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And more water because I&#8217;m feeling a bit hot here.\u00a0 Need to move this on so I can rub one out.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay, huge dick.\u00a0 Really veiny with a some fun rings of flesh sticking out.\u00a0 Flat headed and a bit of a sheath, all connected to his belly.\u00a0 And nearly as long as his body.\u00a0 God, can she even take that?\u00a0 I bet it feels amazing.\u00a0 It&#8217;s been weeks since Josh and I broke up and he wasn&#8217;t that big.\u00a0 Not that that&#8217;s why we broke up.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just.\u00a0 What would it feel like to be stretched like that?\u00a0 To have it so deep and thick you feel like you might tear apart?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It&#8217;s, uhh, getting a little hard to think and my sketchbook keeps scratching against me and distracting me and I think I need to take a minute here.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So I set my sketchbook aside.\u00a0 And close my eyes, wriggling my little butt as I scoot my pajamas and panties down.\u00a0 Cracking an eye, I see strands of my pussy juice clinging to my tan panties.\u00a0 Jesus.\u00a0 Wow.\u00a0 I&#8217;m really wound up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With my feet pressed together and my knees to the side, I slip a finger between my tight, pink lips, toying with myself slowly.\u00a0 Groaning, biting my lips as I press inside and clench my pussy against it, crooking my finger up while pressing the heel of my hand flat against my clit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My free hand digs against my side and then up to my tit.\u00a0 I can hold the entire thing in the palm of my hand and I do, squeezing and massaging as I work myself up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And then I open my eye, turning my head to stare at my sketchbook.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I can almost feel it.\u00a0 On my hands and knees, head down, god yes, head down and ass up so I&#8217;m nice and spread.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hearing him clip-clop over to me and then feeling the fucking <\/span><b><i>weight<\/i><\/b> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">of it against my back.\u00a0 And so warm.\u00a0 Fuck!\u00a0 Yes, I jerk as I go too hard and then back off.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Just as he&#8217;d back off.\u00a0 Feeling the soft, thin skin of his rock hard cock sliding against my body.\u00a0 Bending lower and raising my hips.\u00a0 And then it&#8217;s between my thighs.\u00a0 Pressed against, ff-fuck, pressed against my pussy but I can feel that flat head against both of my thighs because he&#8217;s so goddamn big, yes, fuck yes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A second finger joins the third.\u00a0 Blood rushes to my pussy and it makes me dizzy for a second.\u00a0 I lose my train of thought and a third finger joins the fun, all in a vertical line so they fit within me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Almost already there, Jesus, yes, almost, my fingers spread apart slightly and I can hear the shlock-shlock-shlock sound of my hand slapping against my soaking wet sex.\u00a0 Yes!\u00a0 Yes, god, yes!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I cum, squirting for the first time in my life and the convulsions shove my fingers free.\u00a0 While I&#8217;m jerking and jack-knifing, my spine breaks.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t notice because it&#8217;s apparently not painful but my body is changing.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Growing longer.\u00a0 Muscle builds within my pussy as my uterus shifts further back into my lengthening body.\u00a0 Shifting.\u00a0 Deepening.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My legs quiver and my toes twist together and I lay in bliss, my hand resting against my mound.\u00a0 Normally, I&#8217;d pass out and sleep like the dead but, uh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Uh.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;m.\u00a0 I&#8217;m still fucking horny.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I lift my shirt, licking my finger to tease my nipple, twisting it, pinching it and just rubbing the top until my entire stomach aches.\u00a0 I can feel my heart beating in time to it.\u00a0 Forcing blood through my body like a taut drum.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My other finger begins to rub against my clit and I&#8217;m so into it that I don&#8217;t feel the bones beneath my mound lift.\u00a0 It presses my hand up and my pussy&#8230; <\/span><b><i>stretches<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.\u00a0 But all I know is I can&#8217;t stop playing with myself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That I can&#8217;t stop thinking of this made up horse fucking me.\u00a0 Or Daniel from my English Composition class fucking me.\u00a0 Or Jacob.\u00a0 Or Chad.\u00a0 Oh fuck, oh fuck, Josh!\u00a0 I just, I just can&#8217;t stop thinking about being filled right now.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My hand slips down and all four of my fingers slip into my stretched pussy.\u00a0 I suck on my free fingers again and lean forward slightly to rub against my asshole.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not something I do much but it feels good.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I can feel every bump as it puckers outward at my touch.\u00a0 The light brown color darkens to black and it swells as I press a finger inside, gasping from the double sensation.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aaron, I huff.\u00a0 I bet he&#8217;s got a big cock.\u00a0 Maybe he could fuck my pussy while Josh takes my asshole and, mmfff, fuck, fuck, yes, fuck!\u00a0 I could suck Daniel off, too.\u00a0 Just being used like the fucking slut I am.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">More blood floods down my body and my pussy lips swell, bulging out against my thighs.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve soaked my legs and my bed and my hands and the entire room smells like sex.\u00a0 And that just drives me more wild.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;d take a fucking horse right now and, although I don&#8217;t know it, my body&#8217;s adapted to it.\u00a0 My lithe, petite frame could take it now and the imagery drives me mad.\u00a0 Tied up, bound and gagged so I can&#8217;t move while they bring a horse in to fuck me until I&#8217;m too sore to walk.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I cum again and it&#8217;s hard to keep my hands steady but I keep going because it&#8217;s still not enough.\u00a0 My little tongue hangs from my mouth and my eyes are rolled back and all I can think of is being fucked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My hand slips into my expanded, tight pussy as my engorged labia begin to take on a onyx shade to match my puffy asshole.\u00a0 I can feel the velvety softness of my own lips against my wrist as I fist-fuck myself.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong with me but I need more.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have- oh, oh shit, Mike was on a group project with me.\u00a0 I have his number.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I grab my phone, nearly dropping it as I slap my pussy hard again and again with the palm of my hand.\u00a0 Trying to bury my fingers inside of myself.\u00a0 Sweating and gasping and still so hot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It takes forever but I find it and I dial him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My forearm is rubbing a sore spot on my lower belly and the skin is irritated.\u00a0 Two small circular patches of darker colored skin stand out just below my belly-button.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;M-m-mike!&#8221; I stutter, panting.\u00a0 &#8220;Listen, I&#8217;m at Oates Hall and I n-n-need you here.\u00a0 It&#8217;s Emma.\u00a0 From your group, oh fuck!\u00a0 Group project!\u00a0 Bring someone, please.\u00a0 I need dick.\u00a0 Please.\u00a0 Hurry.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I drop the phone and huff, kicking my foot as I bring myself to the edge once more.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if that will work.\u00a0 The phone call, I mean.\u00a0 But, I&#8217;m too distracted to care.\u00a0 Too hungry for dick.\u00a0 Too needy.\u00a0 I&#8217;m aching and empty and not even my whole goddamn <\/span><b><i>hand<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> feels like it&#8217;s enough.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don&#8217;t know how much time has passed but when Mike knocks, I scream at him to come in.\u00a0 I roll over on the bed, on my hands and knees, ass in the air.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bones are moving above my ass.\u00a0 Swishing back and forth beneath the skin.\u00a0 I can feel them but it&#8217;s not really my concern right now.\u00a0 My free hand is pinching one of my new teats.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all centered in my lower stomach &#8211; the teats, my pussy and my asshole. My core.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My hands twists into the soaked sheets beneath me as I thrust myself back by instincts.\u00a0 Instincts that tell me I&#8217;m in heat.\u00a0 I&#8217;m tightening the muscles within my slick, exposed pussy.\u00a0 And then releasing them.\u00a0 Tightening, feeling them slip together.\u00a0 Releasing.\u00a0 Winking the glistening pink sex beneath the dark labia surrounding them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I can&#8217;t see it but there&#8217;s fur on the back of my neck.\u00a0 The start of my mane.\u00a0 All I know is, I hear clothes dropping to the ground and Mike is laying down next to me while someone, I don&#8217;t fucking care who, comes up behind me.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I whinny a little as I press myself down on Mike&#8217;s throbbing, bare cock and the other boy&#8217;s dick presses against my puffy, black asshole.\u00a0 I shove my wet fingers into Mike&#8217;s mouth and he sucks at them while they fuck me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And so what if I can feel them growing bigger inside of me?\u00a0 If I can feel Mike&#8217;s sheath starting to grow after after the second time he cums.\u00a0 So what if the boy behind me neighs just before he bites my shoulder and grabs my thick, swishing tail?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Is it really my fault?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maybe.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Friendship may be magic but orgasms, Jesus, orgasms are the fucking <\/span><b><i>real<\/i><\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> magic.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Innocence dies in the face of rule 34. &nbsp; I&#8217;ve resisted the urge to contribute so far.\u00a0 Using my powers for good, you could say.\u00a0 But corruption is inevitable &#8211; all it takes is a tiny push.\u00a0 And then another.\u00a0 <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hidden-shelf.com\/?p=800\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Horse. 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